Wisdom of the Ages.  Watch this...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlxbYSR_5us&NR=1

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls -- Tommy Bolt

For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag is the pencil -- Chi Chi

There are two things not long for this world - dogs that chase cars and golfers who chip for pars -- Trevino

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half inch course, the space between your ears -- Bobby Jones

Selecting a (putting) stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.-- Ben Hogan

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes. -- Gene Littler

You don't hit anything with your backswing. So don't rush it. -- Doug Ford

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste energy going back to pick it up. -- Tommy Bolt

When God wants to play through, you let Him play through. -- Trevino after being struck by lightning

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork like they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. -- Sam Snead

In golf as in life it's the follow through that makes the difference -- Anon

Your worst putt will be as close as your best chip -- Arnie

Keep your driver in your bag up here, or your best woods will be maple, oak, and pine --

Head Amateur Bruce

Why do they call it golf? Because all the other four-letter words were taken!

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing
left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.
And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain,
the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable
Tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before
taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the
phrase 'maul it again.'

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement
between two golfers ..neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how
badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out
and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss
every green. The next day you go out and for no
reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the
'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously
it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged..
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in California , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.  

      And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....  

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Tips from the Golf Pros